My father was a small claims court jester.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.