If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Steven WrightPeople think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
Steven WrightI had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Steven Wright