My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.