When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

A metaphor is like a simile.

I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"

I had my coat hangers spayed.

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.