When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I'm a peripheral visionary.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.

I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.