My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.
While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"