Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?