If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I'm okay. It's like I'm out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me.

What a nice night for an evening.

I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.

If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.