I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?