I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.
Steven WrightI don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.
Steven WrightThe older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.
Steven Wright