I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?