Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.