If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.