Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.