If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

I just lost a buttonhole.