Half the people you know are below average.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
My father was a small claims court jester.
In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.