I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm seeing it like I'm 4.

I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.