I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?

So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

I just lost a buttonhole.

The speed of time is one second per second.