I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.