If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
At one point he decided enough was enough.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.