I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.

Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."