It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.