I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'