Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.