I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?