When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Why are they called buildings when theyโre already finished? Shouldnโt they be called builts?
Why doesnโt the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?