Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?