I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.