Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'
When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.