Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Half the people you know are below average.
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?