It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.

Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

How can there be self-help groups?

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."