If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.