The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.
Steven WrightWhen I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
Steven WrightIt seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'
Steven Wright