Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.