The speed of time is one second per second.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.