If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.