Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".