I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.

I took a baby shower.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.