If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.