You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Clones are people two.
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.