Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.