I took a baby shower.

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.

George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.

I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.