Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'