I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.