If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.