It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.