What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
It's a fine night to have an evening.
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.