A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".
You know how it is when youโre walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think thereโs one more step? Iโm like that all the time.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.