I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVโs as '4's'?
I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
Why are they called buildings when theyโre already finished? Shouldnโt they be called builts?
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."