I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.