A fool and his money are soon partying.
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?