I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.