I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?