They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
The speed of time is one second per second.
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.