The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.