Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.