I lost a button hole.
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.