Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.