My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

I was an only child, eventually.

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.