I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
I just lost a buttonhole.
It's a fine night to have an evening.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?