43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.