Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.