They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.

I just lost a buttonhole.