Hermits have no peer pressure.

I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.

I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>