A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.