Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.