I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?