My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.