George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
Steven WrightI was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?
Steven WrightThe other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."
Steven Wright