I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.