Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."