Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
The sky already fell. Now what?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.