If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

Because I don't believe everything I read.

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go"

I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.