Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go"
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?