My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I donโt know what to feed it.
Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?