Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
I was skydiving horizontally.