If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.

Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.