Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
I just lost a buttonhole.
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.