Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.
I took a baby shower.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'