I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.