I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.