If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.
I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.