I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?