Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."
A fool and his money are soon partying.
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?