I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

I just lost a buttonhole.

I was skydiving horizontally.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'

Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.

I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.