I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself to deal with it and not dwell on the class in front of me - to keep a straight face, give the report and concentrate on getting it right. That's normally how I perform. That's how I am.

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.