All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.