Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.