Clones are people two.

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It's funny how different it looks and how it's happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I'm going to get a bagel.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.