When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
Steven WrightI used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
Steven WrightIf lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Steven Wright