I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.