I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?