For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
Hermits have no peer pressure.
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?