My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.