I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
Day One: Still tired from the move.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?