I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.