I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.