I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

My father was a small claims court jester.

I was skydiving horizontally.

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.