I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

I lost a button hole.

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?