I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
The sky already fell. Now what?
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.