I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'