My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.
So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.
Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.
I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West
Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.