So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."