I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West
I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.