I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!