I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.