I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."