I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!