My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.
I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West
So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.
I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified