Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.