Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.