Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified