(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.