(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

Do you know what my ambition is in life? To be without ambition. As far back as I can remember I've been absolutely hag-ridden. I'd like to attain the state of mind that the Indians call Nirvana. That, for me, would happen if I were free of ambition.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.